She is in my trunk
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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