Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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