i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
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