I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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