Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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