After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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