We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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