I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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