Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
