I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
pray to the hookup gods
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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