ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Dignity is for republicans.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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