last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I need to sanitize my soul.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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