Is it normal to miss your booty call?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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