M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
this is an emotional support booty call
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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