The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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