spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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