I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
