Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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