do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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