sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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