Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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