Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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