yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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