Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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