She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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