Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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