well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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