At least make sure they are 18
Why
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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