i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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