quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Verdict: uncircumcised.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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