I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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