like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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