member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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