were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
