If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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