Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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