I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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