I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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