as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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