I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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