My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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