He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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