You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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