they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Randomize
