My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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