I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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