You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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