i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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