i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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