The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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