Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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