I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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