at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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