Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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