that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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