New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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