I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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