She said her name was "party"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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