Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
please don't ironically join a cult
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